Why Crazy things happen?

Have you ever wondered, why crazy things happen to you? Things like why did I pay the late fee on that bill, or why did I say that to him/her, or why did I break it or how could I let that happen? Well, I often do and this is what I came up with. My God given wisdom is often hindered by my unwilling attitude to use it! So here are three important things that God always provides me with and how I oh so passionately diffuse it!

Excellent Foresight - Sheer Procastination
Brilliant Insight - Short term memory Loss
Life-altering Hindsight - Stupendous Arrogance

I am working on it, not sure if I will ever master it, but neverthless I try!